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Top 22 repliesIn IT by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work:

This is when i conducted a survey in my office itself.And some points i got through mails.Its was really funny.have fun with IT its not always serious

The Reasons are as follows

22. It’s the functionality

21. It’s a known Issue

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."


13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:


Guess.............

Guess.............

Come on, even u say it ......


Guess.............

"It works on my machine"

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How a Porject Fails in IT Industry

Being a software developer, I had been through a few projects.A projhect is basically a task given to group of people who can create a required product out of it.

It starts with Requirement Gathering, Making A rough sketch , Implimentation of the sketch , Testing and finally a product.

Its not easy as it seems.If there is a lack of communication it would reslut in something which is not equired and there is where a project fail.

I received a picture image which hilariously explains how it fails.Enjoy it but learn from it


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India's most wanted IT brands

The year us ending and its time to read about the what happened all around the year.So i will be posting the major lists or most wanted kind of things till decemeber ends.This is one of my experimentation methods.Lets do it!!!

There are lot of IT brands rocking this year and i was able to get hold of some of the lists(in descending order).I am not giving an analysis as it will be boring to read aboout so many products.I will give the list and you can always find out more.!!!

1.Enterprise Backup Solutions.

a.Veritas.
b.HP-Compaq.
c.IBM.
d.EMC.

2.Large Volume Storage

a.HP.
b.IBM.
c.EMC/Legato.
d.Veritas.

3.Servers

a.HP-Compaq.
b.IBM.
c.Dell.
d.HCL.

4.Wireless Access Solutions

a.Cisco.
b.D-Link.
c.DAX(APCOM).

5.PC's

a.Assembled
b..HP-Compaq.
c.IBM/Lenovo.
d.Dell
e.HCL.
f.Acer.


6.Notebooks

a.HP-Compaq.
b.IBM/Lenovo.
c.Dell
d.Toshiba.

7.DVD Combo Drive

a.Sony.
b.Samsung.
c.LG.
d.Creative.
e.Iomega.
f.Philips.

8.ERP Software

a.SAP.
b.Oracle.
c.Ramco.
d.Baan.

9.Server/Network Operating System

a.Windows.
b.Unix.
c.Linux.
d.Novell Netware.

10.Hard Drives

a.Seagate.
b.Samsung.
c.Hitachi.
d.WD.

So what has been top on your country.Do you think these brands will work on your side?.Share what you use !!

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Garage Startups

Recently Google purchased an old garage in Silicon valley, its original birthplace. Even Hp had paid $1.7 million for its Birthplace.


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